A little update

I'm not dead, I just have a lot of stuff to do because I have a new dog, and I have no games to review. If you have any suggestions, just leave me a message. Thanks.

Woodle Tree Adventure: A Game Review

Sorry for that JPEG compression.

In Woodle Tree Adventure, you play as a log that has to get water to end the thirst of the place the game takes place in. Despite the weird storyline, the game has the worst camera known to man.

You move the mouse up to zoom out, and move it down to zoom in. In most cases,  the camera is in a wall or you can't see the character at all. In another case, the mouse goes outside the screen.

 The jumping mechanic in the game is also very annoying, in which you cannot stop the player from moving while he jumps, which most likely results falling off a 1-block space.

This game isn't that great and I wouldn't recommend it to a friend.

I'd give this game a 4/10.

The Mega Reviewer, out.

Today is my birthday!

Happy birthday to me.

I guess.


The Mega Reviewer, out.

Game Dev Tycoon has Workshop support!

And so did Garry's Mod, TF2, etc...

I wonder what the workshop will bring!


The Mega Reviewer, out.

Steam changing Game Prices: A Rant

So, Garry's Mod is $10. Terraria is $15, and Team Fortress 2 is free to play now.
Why do these prices change?

Well, let's start with GMOD. First thing to be said is that the game is owned by Facepunch now, and they've decided "oh we want more money" so they've increased the price. Before, this game was $5, a great buy, but now it's just... not that good.

Terraria is $15 now because of this crappy update they did that adds a lot of "interesting" items and a minimap, but I'd prefer an older version. (UPDATE: I've tried the new Terraria update and it's not as bad as I thought)

Team Fortress 2 is free-to-play because there are two types of players: Premium and Free-To-Play. F2pers are basically pay-to-winners and premiums are also pay-to-winners (kinda).


So, in laymen terms, they make the price higher because they eat money for dinner, and it's transformed into f2p because it's actually shaped into a pay-to-win. The prices are lower because of those Steam Sales, and the same deal with the price higher: they still want your money.

The Mega Reviewer, out.

Half-Life: A Game Review

Half-Life (and Half-Life Source) is a game where the protagonist, Gordon Freeman, is put in the Black Mesa facility for doing a test with a crystal. Gordon then pushes the crystal into a beam, and then aliens from the world named Xen destroy the facility, Gordon is then put into the task of going into Xen, and destroying the creator of Xen.

The game's storyline does seem simple, however the game can be puzzles and also enemies can make this classic game very challenging. The game also has a set of interesting weapons.

The game isn't as well as it held up before back then, but it still is a great game right now.

I would give this game a 9/10 and recommend to my friends.

The Mega Reviewer, out.

I also know this one is a short one because I didn't have time.

Today is Papers, Please's 1st anniversary!

Today is the 1st year anniversary, and also Steam is selling Papers, Please for 4.99!

On another note, I drew the Arstotzka logo. Check it out below. Glory to Arstotzka!
(Yes, I know I have terrible drawing.)